Alls been cheerful this week. Everybody seem to be sitting on a beach chair sipping drinks by the seaside.
No major explosions, or anything terribly fun. Quoting a famous person:
“All swell. Like the calm before the storm. Also, some packet drink.”
Is it true then? Sources have indicated that some PorkpotIslanders have been stocking up piles and piles
of tomatoes and dumping boatloads of money into research grants to genetically improve their shapes to travel further. Bananas have been ordered to
squirt at sight, rabid Oranges have been ordered to injest vitamin C pills to
power-up their corrosive juices.
Looks like it could actually be true. Hence, we've come up with a list of things to do prior to sleeping at night :
- Close your windows.
- Check under bed and inside cupboards.
- Buy a baseball bat.
Sleep tight everyone.